Happy Fun Blog Time!

Oh yay, it's happy fun blog time everyone! Isn't that special? Whee!

Didn't really feel like doing another episode of Piss Off All the Fuckers tonight. This will be a positive blog! *cough's bullshit*

Yeah, you knew better didn't you? Hope so. I think I once posted something on here mainly consisting of the word fuck. Or is that every time? Who fucking cares?

Tonight's fuck filled adventure will be into the world of gay marriage. A thing surrounded in controversy for some god damned reason.

So let's dive right in. Get straight to the point. Who fucking cares? I mean really, who fucking cares either way?

Some people want to marry each other, and...yeah thats pretty much it. No fall of fucking society. No rape of traditional marriage. It's a goddamn nonissue people.

Let us dig a little deeper. Some book says that gay people are evil. It probably says this on the same page it describes the laws of slavery, and pretty much relegates women to slave status.

Come the fuck on.

The vast majority of hate for gay people and their lifestyle can be traced right back to A FUCKING BOOK! Can no one else see just how god damned ridiculous this is? A BOOK! ITS A FUCKING BOOK! Words on paper people. These words, nor the paper they are printed on are blessed by some bald fuck in the sky. If they are, he is one petty mother fucker. Please refer to one of my previous posts for thoughts on that subject.

Also, how in the name of fuck can letting gay people marry hurt "traditional" marriage? Straight people have pretty much murdered that one on their own. At this point I'm not sure there is much that can make the institution of marriage look any less appealing.

By the way, if one more person says that it will lead to people marrying animals and inanimate objects, I will likely shoot said person in the face with my trusty, rusty harpoon. Go die you moron. How can you possibly compare crazy shit like that with two consenting adults?

There are far more important things in the world to worry about. Fuck me, there are more important things in my current vicinity to worry about. What song Pandora is playing, what video game might interest me, what crazy cat picture to look at next. I think you see my point. This "issue" does not even show up on my radar. I cannot be bothered to care. Can't bring myself to give a fuck.

That's pretty much it. I don't fucking care who is getting married. Have fun and good luck. From what I've seen, you'll need it.

Goodnight.