After that, I always have to over dramatically sing, "we're on our way to save the motherfuck'n day yeah!"
So, America. Yeah. I don't care what anyone says, I fucking love this place. Not where you expected this to go, is it?
There are some amazing countries in the first world, and like it or not we're one of them.
Is America perfect? Well fuck no. Is the South a stinking pit of illiteracy? Yup! I still love it too, just wish it would bathe more often and cut its fucking mullet.
Where else can my primary stress come from a regular job that pays well? I have a roof over my head, food to eat, clean water to drink, and a giant TV to fucking worship. I have a car, spending money, and this fucking magical phone to play on.
Life is good.
This place is worth fighting for. I don't just mean in the traditional military sense either, although I highly respect the men and women in uniform. This country is sliding into decay, and god fucking damnit it is worth saving! The apathy and angst destroying us need to be molded into more productive mindsets.
So you hate the government, vote. Do your goddamn research. Make your voice heard. Make informed decisions on every level of government, local to federal. Vote god damnit. I know it often doesn't seem to make a difference, but if enough us get involved, we can change that. It's all up to us.
Well dear readers, I'm headin out to see some old friends. I intend to feed my happiness and good cheer with alcohol and awesome company this day, and what a glorious day it shall be.
Happy birthday America, you mangy fucking mutt I can't help but love.
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