Peace

I find myself in a rather peaceful mood this morning. It was an excellent night at work, and now I'm sitting on my balcony watching the sky lighten. In moments like these, I sometimes feel guilty for being angry about anything. Everything is so insignificant when compared to beauty such as this.

As citizens in a first world nation, we very often forget just how good we have it. I have the ability, for it is in no way a right, to sit here happy and well fed. I even have a cup of refreshingly clean ice water. As the meme goes, I have so much water that I freeze it, so I can add water to my water.

However, this isn't to be a post about the guilt we should feel for having such things. Life is too good and this beautiful moment too pure for feelings like guilt. I simply appreciate what I have. I appreciate the beauty of my life.

There is so much I could say about this zen mood I find myself in, but I think I'll just enjoy this sunrise rather than pecking on a phone. May you all have an awesome day that is free of morons.

Fuck. Just because it makes me giggle.

Until we meet again.

Huh?

My mind loves to give me the finger, and in response I often try to drown it in sweet, sweet booze. The fucker always manages to come back and donkey punch me though.

Fuck my mind, and the frothing, meaty goo that gives it life.

I have absolutely no god damned idea where I was going with that. See? Donkey punch!

Um...I was really pissed off by a few things earlier, but after some much needed intoxicants I've completely lost my train of thought.

It's hell getting old. I was never the sharpest crayon in the box, and with age mixed in, it would seem I'm now the crayon some toddler shat out. Red looks yummy!

So yeah, religion sucks, puppies are awesome, and god damn I'm loving this cigar!

Why the fuck am I even still writing? I should be masturbating, or engaged in some other productive activity.

Shiny thing!

Mitt Romney.

Doesn't that just have the ring of some awesomely bad curse word? The guy is a douche nozzle incarnate. Can anyone possibly be so fucking arrogant and stupid at the same time? This guy has Dubya beat. Dubya! At least that fucker was retarded! I think his job description was "Bullet Catcher", or "Meat Shield".

Mmm cigar...

Mmm beer...

Aaaand I'm done.