Gun Rage

To each and every person saying that the government shouldn't ban assault weapons because we may have to one day use them to rise up:  SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKING MORON.

Let me get this straight, you plan on fighting the most advanced military power in the entire world with your semi-automatic rifle?  I have a few things for you to ponder on: armed drones, missiles, air strikes, tanks, well trained soldiers with FULLY automatic weapons.  I could go on, but what is the point really?  If you haven't grasped the futility of your situation yet, you never will.  Have fun in your little fantasy land where your fat, lazy ass actually becomes a god damned hero by fighting against the gub'ment.

You people make me want to go into a rage.  Are you really this fucking stupid, or just that brainwashed by the NRA?  Especially here in America, where we are facing an obesity EPIDEMIC.  Over eating and being a fat ass is a FUCKING EPIDEMIC!  Have you grasped this?  While millions starve, we are so god damned well fed and fat that it is an epidemic.  That makes me want to just check the fuck out.  Your fat ass won't be doing anything but trying desperately to catch your breath while the real soldiers laugh before giving you the old double tap to the dome.

When the second amendment was written, a man with a musket could really cause some mischief.  One man with one musket wouldn't be able to stop an army, but he could seriously fuck their day up before dying if so inclined.  Many men with muskets could easily give them a really bad fucking day.  THEY DIDN'T HAVE TANKS, OR JETS, OR UNMANNED DRONES ARMED WITH MACHINE GUNS AND MISSILES, OR FUCKING SMART BOMBS!  Besides, the armies of the day generally lined up like a fucking shooting gallery.

I can already here some of you spouting off about Vietnam or perhaps even the trouble our military is facing in the Middle East today.  You know what, those people have been fighting for thousands of years.  Especially in the Middle East, they come from a tribal background of constant small skirmishes.  Also, they aren't facing a god damned obesity EPIDEMIC.  If anything, they are facing malnourishment and perhaps even starvation.  Now you tell me who will fight harder, the fat fucking animal or the starving one? 

Why do you need an assault rifle?  I agree that they are fucking cool as hell.  An assault rifle with a thirty round magazine is just amazingly fun on the range.  You won't be using that thing for hunting though, or for anything other than target shooting.  If you say home defense, then you are a bigger idiot than I can summon up words for.  A shotgun is for home defense, or perhaps a pistol.  An assault rifle will shoot through walls and endanger your own family and neighbors. 

I am not someone who likes to give the government power, nor am I anti gun in any way.  I am a proud gun owner in fact, but I'm also an intelligent and reasonable one.  I'm willing to give up the ability to purchase an assault rifle and high capacity magazine in order to keep them out of the hands of people who will use such things to massacre other people.  There was already a ban on assault weapons in the past, passed by your hero Regan.  I still haven't seen the concentration camps or gas chambers I keep hearing about.  Have you?

By the way, if one more motherfucker says that we should ban cars, knives, or hammers I'm likely to just have a total meltdown.  On the same day as the Sandy Hook massacre, a man in China did in fact attack children with a knife.  You know how many of those children died?  NONE.  NOT A FUCKING ONE.  How many children died at the end of a gun that same day?  With their fucking jaws blown off.  Oh yeah, read a little deeper into the story.   Hear the words of the poor parents who saw their own children quite literally blown to pieces.  They weren't little angels ushered into the loving arms of Jesus, they were poor frightened children who were shot by a well armed maniac.

I could make more reasonable arguments about how we need better mental health in this country, or better healthcare in general, but seeing all of these idiotic things on Facebook and elsewhere has just driven me into a rage.  Stop and think about what you are saying and posting before doing so.  God fucking damn it.